|Another Life Experience for Snooki's Novel|
Breaking news you have not been holding your breath to hear:
Snooki, the "breakout star" of MTV's version of Italian-American reality, Jersey Shore, has found a publisher convinced that it can milk a nice profit from those gullible television viewers who actually watch that bit of tripe.
According to The Week:
Though Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, the diminutive breakout star of MTV's "Jersey Shore" wouldn't seem to be a natural writer — she recently told The New York Times she's read only two books in her life, Twilight and Dear John — the poof-haired tanning aficionado's first novel, tentatively titled A Shore Thing, is set to be published by Simon & Schuster this January.So this airhead, who has read two books in her entire lifetime (neither of which will be remembered 20 years from now) is going to slap her "famous" name on a book written by some ghost writer desperate enough to write it on her behalf. Now all the publisher needs to do is find a few thousand equally empty-headed people to donate their money to the cause. Simon & Schuster, have you no shame? I know that MTV has none, but I expected more from you. Silly me.