Wednesday, August 11, 2010
Alan the Accountant Shuns Pants But He's One Cool Dude
That's why I am pleased to announce a new children's book featuring none other than Alan the Accountant. No longer do your small children have to be bored by books about firemen, policemen, cowboys, postmen, or Bob the Builder. Now they can be bored by Alan the Accountant (who apparently cannot afford pants, or maybe just enjoys walking around without them - who said accountants weren't sexy?).
So, I am proud to introduce the very cool, Alan the Accountant:
Alan looks just like the kind of accountant who can motivate your children into taking up the pencil when older accountants are ready to hand it off to the next generation. Don't miss the opportunity to thrill your children with the excitement of a day on the job with Alan. One small footnote: the book is being published only in iPhone format (sounds like a plot by Apple accountants to sell more iPhones, to me).
Click here for all the details.